Once they had cleared the Earth’s atmosphere, Lynda said to Tim,
“Do you know how to get to the moon?”
Tim replied,
“No, I thought you knew!”
“Oh!” said Lynda, “I feared something like that would happen so I brought along my GPS!”
“Great!” said Tim, “Please set it to take us to the moon!”
Lynda pressed some buttons on the GPS and connected it to the spaceship’s navigating system. Suddenly, the spaceship turned left and then right and then left again. After a few moments, the GPS said,
“Unknown destination on the right!”
“Lynda, did you type in the right address?” asked Tim.
“I thought I entered the information correctly!”
There was a terrifying BUMP and then silence.